Literature
Telling Mom
Girl: Mom, I have something to tell you.
Mom: What is it, honey?
Girl: I'm gay.
Mom: Don't be ridiculous, dear, grey is a color. You can't be grey.
Girl: No mom, I'm a lesbian.
Mom: No you're not dear. You're English and American Indian, none of your ancestors came from Lebanon.
Girl: No, not Lebanese, LESBIAN!!
Mom: I didn't know you were interested in acting, you aren't even in theater arts.
Girl: Mom...
Mom: What?
Girl: I like girls.
Mom: Yes, I know. Your two best friends are girls.
Girl: Mom, I'm sleeping with Madison.
Mom: Of course you are, there is only one bed in your room. You wouldn't make your best friend s